Recently...

1. I dreamed that Charlie Sheen was passed out drunk on my sofa. I was trying to wake him up because I knew we needed to leave the building and that I couldn't truly leave without taking him with me. And I also knew that only the back of the house (where Mr. Sheen was passed out on the sofa) was mine. The front of the house was the grandmother's house and I knew my mother was in there and was coming to get us. There was this strange slide contraption out of a window and that was how we were supposed to leave. But I knew there were some little vehicle thingies that we were supposed to get into in order to use the slide. I didn't have them because my mother had taken them away. All I could find were some baby seats that looked like they could fit on the tracks of the slide. I tried very hard to wake Mr. Sheen, but I wasn't having much luck.

2. Have I ever mentioned that Charlie Sheen stopped his car to ask us if we needed someone to call for help when my daughter dislocated her knee during our trip to Hollywood in July of 2008? And that I love his show on CBS? And that we both seem to have a substance abuse problem? Yeah, I know that was a part of ME who was passed out drunk on the sofa in my dream.

3. I went to therapy, but I was very tired from not having enough sleep and I don't know what to make of it yet.

4. Karaoke tonight. Barring some awful encounter with The Crazy.

5. G'night.