We Have Dogs!

I fell down a rabbit hole. I was pulled out of there by two very beautiful golden retrievers. Then I took them for a couple of walks, one at a time, because they are very big, strong and energetic dogs and if I had taken them together they surely would have dragged me down the street until I had to let go of the leashes. They are well behaved, but of course they are dogs and get excited about walks. I have learned some strange things so far. For instance, I did not know that dogs could be trained to ring a bell when they have to go potty. I also learned that if I lie down on the floor to crack my back, it had better be in my bedroom with the door closed unless I want the dogs to wash my face with their tongues. This is going to be interesting. Fluffy, red-golden and very, very interesting.

Note to Self: Every time a big, protective dog lets out a bark, it does NOT mean that there is some evil-doer lurking about the premises ready to gun me down and steal my children. See? Interesting.