New Guy on Vacation

(And, of course, he first told me about it at the next appointment right after Flashback Saturday, though probably to give me time so he could help me if issues arose.)



New Guy: "I will have my cell phone. I'm pretty sure I will have reception, so you can call me if there is an emergency."

Teenage Girl: *chokes on her bubble gum and drops her nail file*

Little Girl: *heart skips a beat as she eyes his lap*

Me (privately to Little Girl): "Don't you DARE."

Rambo: *delivers Heimlich to Teenage Girl* "Call him on vacation?" *laughs* "Uh... no. That is NOT going to happen. Ever."

Me (to New Guy's ankles): "I think I'll be okay by myself."

Jenny: *watching, listening*

And me? I know housing hasn't hit bottom yet, but I've got my eye on a filthy little rental with a newer roof and owner financing. 4% over 20 with a ten year balloon would net me up real good. Whut. I'm BORED! Will I do it? I doubt it. The timing isn't right yet, but the planning of profitable scenarios is good. Keeps me on my toes.