Tuesday, April 13, 2010

the lazy numbered post...

1. I think I have a major sexual dysfunction. Got very drunk and egged on the hubs into shit that triggers me. I really have to find a way to make this stop.

2. I see New Guy tonight and talk to Old Guy tomorrow. Tomorrow I will tell Old Guy that I need for us to chop my appointment frequency in half.

3. I am somewhat protected from the trauma of the first two things because I have seriously procrastinated filing the income taxes (I CAN'T fall apart - I have to file the taxes yet!). I see the forms in my sleep now. And I don't even know where the 1099s from my trading accounts are. I am seriously hoping they are in some pile of shit or other on my pigsty of a desk.

4. I would probably be dead by now if not for an excellent diet. I have salmon and berries. Lovely salads with romaine, spinach, red cabbage, onions, broccoli, tomato, cucumber, sunflower seeds, olive oil and freshly crushed black pepper. Luscious cantaloupe. Organic, lowfat cheeses and yogurts. Garlic humus. A cornucopia of fresh fruit. It keeps me going in spite of the garbage I deal with. May it continue.

5. Other than 1-3, I'm mostly okay. We'll see what happens.





How long can a drawer full of nature's candy and my own special concoctions stand between me and total apathy and lethargy followed by illness and death? Your guess is as good as mine, but if I'm still here in twenty years, we need to spread the word bigtime.

7 comments:

  1. Let us know how it goes with New Guy tonight. I always like hearing about him.

    And I'd love your tea recipe - the ingredients look wonderful.

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  2. 6 green tea teabags, 1 black tea teabag, 2 or 3 peppermint tea teabags. Steep, then put into a 2 quart pitcher and stir in 1/4 to 1/3 cup of honey. Fill with cold water and add 1/4 cup aloe vera gel, and a teaspooon of baking soda. I squeeze in the contents of several vitamin E capsules. I'm fond of high gamma E. This tea is very refreshing over ice. Good for you. Make some. :-)

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  3. (Sigh!) Could I come and stay at your house? I would clean and help with paperwork in exchange for cooking/tea...... :)

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  4. If you could do that, LC, I would cook you anything you want. You would have to eat before you see the paperwork, though. A shock like the sight of my desk could make someone faint if their energy happened to be running low.

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  5. Wow, great diet! At least you will be in tip top shape physically. Hopefully New Guy will help with the rest!
    Lindsey Petersen

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  6. Thank you, Lindsey. Thank you for leaving your link. I see you are a true friend to children. Any true friend of children is a friend of mine, too. (I'm a mother of four and my children are the most important people in my life. I work MIGHTILY to make sure my inner dysfunctions do not mess them up.) I especially love people who are kind and compassionate toward children and you are very welcome here. Thanks for commenting.

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