Monday, February 22, 2010

Totally TMI - Old-Style (no pun intended)

This probably belongs more on the original big-mouthed blog (Spilling Ink), but I've finally gone and done it. After years of being tormented by an out of control menstrual period (ever since it first started), I am putting my foot down. I do not feel like washing sheets today. No ma'am, I do not. So I'm not going to. I bought adult diapers for the mess instead. Because I've tried everything else that I'm willing to, and I just can't fucking stand it anymore. If they can help people who are incontinent, they can certainly help people who bleed half to death in their sleep, right? RIGHT? I sure fucking hope so, because I am finally out of patience and I just ain't doing the wash today.

p.s. Grace is out of the hospital. I'm so very glad. (Love you, honey.)

And there is a whole load of other shit that's been going on in here, but I've been a huge mess and I can't write about it right now, so you have to settle for a post about my period. Lucky you. Seriously. It's better this way. Trust me on this.

8 comments:

  1. And for any volunteers -- in case I am carted off to a hospital in need of a transfusion, I'm O+. Thank you in advance.

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  2. I can seriously relate. I had endometriosis and a fibroid tumor and every month was a nightmare. I would literally flood clothing and sheets all the time. Finally I resorted to what you have done, I started wearing adult diapers to bed. They helped immensely. I eventually decided to get the hysterectomy that my doctor suggested (they took my uterus but left my ovaries). It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I wish I had decided to get it done after all my children were born.

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  3. I'm a +- can I donate? Although you probly don't want my blood rigt now! I am sitting on a runway in dallas tx as I type this... Waiting for a gate.
    I have a terrible headache but I'm still breathing
    xoxoxo

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  4. I'm A+ unfortunately. I guess there are some advantages to be almost in menopause. But that's TMI too I suppose.

    I'm sorry about all of the other crap that you mentioned. {{{Lynn}}}

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  5. [[[[HUG]]]] I know some of what you describe. I am almost dancing in anticipation of "the change" so that I no longer have to worry about anemia threatening my health every month. One thing that might help is natural remedies - Cyclamen and China are supposed to help with the heavy bleeding, and Capsella bursa-pastoris is supposed to help, too. This is a website that has some stuff - it may not be something you want to try, but in case it is, I hope it helps: http://www.healthymyway.com/ProductInfo4.aspx?ProductId=4236#ingredients

    Hope you feel better soon, my friend.

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  6. Bloody hell, our periods are in synch!

    hate to say it but if you are blleeding that heavy maybe you have fibroids?

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  7. I've checked into this a few times over the years, K. No fibroids or anything. Doc says it's just the way I am. Sister's the same way.

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  8. Bleeding half to death in your sleep.
    Now that made me laugh out loud!

    "I'm O+. Thank you in advance."

    You're killin' me.

    My TMI moment is that I only go for 3 days and it's light. I'm not on the pill either. I know, I know, shut up Austin we don't care.

    I think using depends is a good way to handle it though.

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