Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Post in Which I Whine

I'm exhausted tonight. I don't want to go buy the groceries. It's been a couple of weeks now since I had to wait until the middle of the night to coax myself out there to get the food. I have to psyche myself into it. Tonight, this is a job for The Boots. Sometimes I wear them when I feel like I am taking on a major task (but it's only shopping!). I couldn't even suck some energy out of the glee the children brought home from the baseball field. I can only appreciate it intellectually this time. I guess I should have watched the game on television? Maybe then it would have been more energizing to hear their in-person account. We won! We got fifty-cent hotdogs. We met Pat Burrell and B.J. Upton! All very fabulous things. Perhaps I can better enjoy them later. Maybe for now I should just be glad that my husband doesn't mind being married to a woman who burps out loud and wears men's boots. Boots, your chariot awaits. Kindly go bring the groceries. Thank you.

3 comments:

  1. Okay. It's decided. I'm going now. If the Rays can deliver 11 strike outs and a grand slam homer, I can at least deliver the groceries, right? Yeah. I can do that.

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  2. Did you wear long leather coat too with upturned collar?

    You make me think of Trinity in The Matrix.

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  3. I'm quite sure no man would want me at this point even if I wanted a man. I burp, fart, scratch my ass and crotch. Shite--as we get older I think we start turning into the opposite sex. Women start getting facial hair, men start getting boobs. That's why it's best to get the right person when you're young. That way you become blind to the other person's faults. If you're with the wrong person, the faults just become more glaring until you have to kick their ass out.
    Just a little philosophy for the day.
    As I said, it's no shocker that no man would want me! Fortunately, I don't want a man any more either. I'm too impatient to put up with their shit. And I wouldn't expect anyone to put up with mine.

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