I don't know about anyone else, but my horoscope is almost always wrong. Very, very wrong. Like anything else, I suppose even if something is complete bullshit, it could be right at least a couple of times a year. Well... looks like today's my lucky fucking day:
...In this phase in your life you may sometimes get the feeling that you are losing your footing. You might discover that you have had some illusions on the way you have lived your life. This discovery can make you feel very sad and tired, and it may give rise to the wish to withdraw from reality for a while. Maybe you also feel misunderstood and neglected by your loved ones and people close to you. But your desire to withdraw hints at a deep need to deal with inner processes. If you can find a way to bring your feelings into awareness, you will be able to gain a lot from this experience.
An active retreat from oppressive life circumstances can help you to gather the necessary strength to accept feelings which you might find confusing right now. Try to create some space for yourself by taking a break to relax, spending time in a health spa, or learning some kind of meditation. Give yourself enough space so that you have the chance to listen to your inner voice and to learn to trust its message! It will bring you in touch with your own inner calling and help you to unmask old illusions and to deal with your feelings in an honest way. You will find it easier to heal and forgive if you can lovingly accept the fears and vulnerabilities which resulted from the pain and disappointment you suffered in childhood and adolescence. You will then be better able to deal with the feelings that are so depressing at the moment.
Do you see how even my fucking horoscope can't resist getting in some kind of jab to invalidate my feelings? Forgive? Fuck off.
"... you have the chance to learn to listen to your inner voice..." REALLY?? Which fucking one?
For-the-masses horoscopes are generally bogus. The only way to get one that's accurate is to get one that's tailored to you specifically.
ReplyDeleteHi, Lily. Supposedly, this one is tailored with birthplace and time of day. Just a guess, but mine is probably always wrong because my family and my birth certificate lie to me. It wouldn't be the first time that has happened in my family. They are complete freaks. I was probably born on a different day and time, and in a different place. My mother probably got pregnant by a favorite uncle and the child died so her mother stole me from someone else to replace the dead child and paid a crooked official, (probably an aunt/sister combo by way of incest) to falsify a birth certificate. Gramma probably stole me from a non-Catholic family to save my soul, so that makes it okay. The trouble with this scenario, besides the obvious, is that I am only half-kidding.
ReplyDeleteI was combing through the internet last night for my stars.
ReplyDeleteI was doing it because I was desperately trying to find affirmation that my life will be alright.
Why else do we do it?
It does sound terribly patronizing.
ReplyDelete"REALLY?? Which fucking one?"
ReplyDeleteHa. Hahahahahaha.
Thanks for that.